Jan 9, 2010

Jesus is a Monster?

NO OFFENCE to all you theists out there.
Just a post I found on the internet.

This will get deleted most probably? but just wanted to share it with you guys :)

Its supposed to be a JOKE !!!!

Success actually FINDS you!!!

Well okay,its time to put some of my works and thoughts into action
hope you enjoy it :)

People call you a loser?They think you don't have what it takes?But you think they are wrong?
Actually YOU must be wrong for the most part because you lack a few things.

You want success?
First you need to get these done first before you aim for success.
Requirements for success [teenager style] ;)
1. PEACE of mind.
This is the hardest part and I know its stupid to start off with this way,but TRUST me.
You master this then the others will become a bit more easy
Now,1st what is peace of mind?
peace of mind is a state you attain after you get rid of ALL those bullshitter's ego problems,repulsive thoughts and after you kill a person. O_o (Oops :D)
Sorry about that.The last one is just for me :P
Yeah,so its what is simply called calmness.
You get this by meditation. You just remove all that guilt ,sorrow and anger off first and then continue reading this.This will take a lot of time,and if you have any crushes ;) you better tune them off right now.

There is a lot of resources online for meditation like articles,stories and methodologies. Just try reading them and give that a try.

2. HEALTH :yeah!!!! YOUR health
Health is wealth ;)
If you have AIDS and you want to be successful then I'm telling you, that'll need too much of mind set for that to happen.You really need to be healthy to be really successful.This shit is totally self explanatory.BUT I do have 1 piece of advice.
STOP having too much sex in (any form)and if your a teen its totally meant for YOU!

3. HEALTHy ;) Relationships
Now this is probably the most problematic thing for you people out there.
Most people just dont have good relationships with others.Let it be friends,relatives or spouses.
# If your a backstabber then,personally....FUCK you!
Nothings gonna work out if your gonna cheat your own friends.They might actually save your life or,OR sue your ass something later.
Check your attitude first,be friendly with everyone and take life VERY easy.LOVE eveyone and care for everyone even if you HATE them.
If you have any problems feel free to share it with me.I'll try to help you out. :)
*goodness* :P

 4.Financial Freedom
Reader:what the fuck? How does this even matter?
Me:Yes,Its everything here in this world.
You need money for everything from paying rents to getting a girl? (hm,I'm really bad at giving examples :| )
Your a teenager with tremendous potential and you want to show this world what you really got then,yes,you need money to do that TOO.

Its hard to enjoy life if your not sure on how to get the required money.

5.Worthy Goals and Ideas:
You need to have a goal in your life.The best way to drive you is try finding the purpose for your life.
Why were you born? Your destined to do something man! Be it a pimp or a? hm.....CEO?? lol
So,try to set goals and ALSO why are you setting these goals?
You want to show someone what you really got?
Think about it and write it down.
Go through it once and try figuring that out .

6.Self Actualization:
Check out the dictionary frist :P
No,I care for you guys so I'm telling it myself. :) ;)
It refers to the desire for self-fulfillment, namely, to the tendency for him to become actualized in what he is potentially.
English dude!
Yeah,it means that:
You should actually feel it,You should have a feeling that you are becoming what you want to become and also a feeling of  "desire" to achieve MORE!!!!

So thats about it:
START working for success AFTER you feel you've satisfied these requirements.

I hope some of you hated it and some of you found this crapola useful. :)

Peaceout!!! CHICKEN heads :D ;)


okay so just this Google Joke? Flaw? I found on the internet and wanted to share it with you guys!

go to google and search for "the answer to life the universe and everything".
hit enter
and the answer you will find is............................ 42??
Calculator!!!! what the fuck is wrong with it?
People spend their lives trying to "SEEK THE TRUTH".
and we have it already?
take a look and also post your thoughts below in the comments section :)
ALSO try reading this:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_%28number%29 

January 8th...//A Failure!

NOW,before you throw rotten tomatoes and used condoms at me (hm...now that's a weird combo :P)
Hear ME out.
I know I haven't blogged for a LAANguh time but,I have "normal,acceptable and uh maybe lame" >.> <.<
reasons for it like school,busY ness :P etc,etc.

Thus,I will not be blogging everyday but once every week summarizing what happened!
I'm sure you don't like that :D
SHOW me your ANGER!!!! ;)

So, then I named this shit A Failure instead of Quantum Leap which is supposed to be the actual title because you like negative terms a lot! :D
That'll make you read my crap. ;)
Well actually the title has got everything to do with this post.
I had my vacation and for Christmas,I did nothing but listen to carols.
Co'mon! I don't believe in Elfs,Jesus or Christ!!!
I hope those three ghosts dont show up to make me realise the spirit of christmas. :D
If you dont know what I'm talking about,read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickhead...Ooops,I meant Dickens.
(now do not mistake me,there is just much more to talk to on this topic which will be done later )  :)
And rest of the days I used up time thinking about my future plans for 2010.
New stuff I found on Twitter, which I liked
"If you thought of something, you own it in its incipient form." Pretty nice eh?

And the weather here is just like our government,it varies AND its fucked up. [If your in India,that's actually not supposed to offend you :( ]

Then,one of my close friends made me as aband manager for the band "Flame Corps". (more details coming up! )
That did come with a lot of responsibility though I did not do anything. :P
Which,REMINDS me of Spiderman!
Catch phrase of  the movie:With great comes GREAT responsibility. :|
RIP to all those who died after hearing it a thousand times. :P
Then why am I still here? I'm abnormal! :D
I predicted my school results and I was waiting for it;I made a BIG list of new year resolutions to FOLLOW(Honest) and I will.
Beginning of the END?
2009-WOW,it was the best year of my life!
It had too many positives in it.
I made many friends and learnt a lot of stuff more than you can even IMAGINE!!???
It made me realize many things in life,just not possible to express it in words..at least my vocabulary cannot :) *modesty* ;)
I really, really hope 2010 will be better than this. :)
Enjoy 2010 guys!!!

Then came the:--------
BOREDumb Days:
Hah,the day finally came....school reopened and we got our marks and shit,that was the worst day of my life
I went from the Surface to the Core of the Earth.
Hm,that didnt explain things well :|
My mind was totally fucked up at that time and I tried to act all cool but,didnt work out very well.
I totally lost it,LOST....searching for some HOPE and I did find it after I got a new way to work for my exams -the catch ,I'll reveal after sometime. ;)
I did promise(?) you guys that I'll be doing a few extra blog posts and so,I'm doing one right after I finish this one as a separate one. :) (by the way that rant "thing" I mentioned ;that will have to wait.)

Right now,I spending really less time on the internet compared to what I used to and hopefully that will also contribute to my future "success". YEAH,I believe in it!!!!!!
So then Peace Out!~~~~

PS:-I was on Facebook after my last post and then I had to quit again but this time its been 3 days and I still haven't activated it!! *yay*